By Derek Evan

After watching alot of video footage of Visitor Shock Troopers & Security Guards,  I've come up with a list of recommendations for improving the training of the Shock Troopers and Security Guards. Please pass these on to the Visitors who are responsible for training troopers and guards at the academy.

#1 During basic training, instructors must continuously point out the foolishness of taking cover behind objects such as cardboard boxes. Cardboard boxes can be easily penatrated by bullets and laser weapons, and offer no protection to anyone hiding behind them.   

#2 Instructors must teach troopers and security men to use "extreme caution" when entering a room which may have enemy fighters inside it, especially when shots have already been fired. It is not wise to go charging into a room at full speed when there's a good possibility that an armed person may be inside the room just waiting to "open fire" on you.

#3 There must be MUCH higher standards at the shooting range. Shock troopers and security guards must become much more accurate with their laser weapons before they are permitted to graduate the training. They must be able to hit both stationary and moving targets, and should be taught NEVER to fire without first aiming their weapons!

#4 It must be reinforced that the eating of rodents or any other food while on duty is STRICTLY forbidden, and that it is forbidden for a trooper or guard to accept any food that may be offered to him while on duty. (Mice are often offered to security guards as a "bribe" in return for letting an unauthorized person into a secured area). Any breach in security must be dealt with in the severest manor!!!