Badler aka Ali-Cat
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ALICE BADLER has just released a tell-all book
about herself. It's gripping and we also get to see some inside
information about Alice. Juicy stuff. Compassionate and emotional,
ALICE's book 100 FROGS really digs into some things about Alice's personal
life... read it front to back in 24 hours or less.
GO. NOW. HERE.
NEW - 11/23/09 - Baby KJ
was sick alllll last week so that's why I haven't been able to logon for
updates. I will catch up with everything on here next week.
Meanwhile, just got back
from chilling with
people, Alice and mom Enid. Had a great time, as usual!
- ALICE BADLER will be on Law & Order tonight on NBC, 10pm EST!
She's an extra, so make sure you don't blink! "I am sure that you
will not even be able to see me in it. But I am sitting in the
spectator's box and there is once scene where Det. Stabler falls and the
female Det. catches him (in the court room) and I think I am walking out
of the court room behind them when that all occurs."
- 09/21/02 - Alice can be seen as an extra in an October 2007's "Without a
Trace" and also an upcoming episode of "Law and Order: SVU"
- 07/02/02 - Ilana gets into Alice's bed and sees
her secret tattoo.
- 06/13/02 - Ilana gets down and dirty with Alice!
- 06/6/02 - Added pictures of Blue-Tongued
- 05/31/02 - See Alice's BABY & TEEN
- 05/30/02 - See Alice's & Jane's BABY
2, 2002 - Ilana gets into Alice's bed and sees her secret
Should I be a
tabloid headline writer or what? While the headline is definitely
true, it's taken way out of context.
before I came over, Alice had a "V"
dream. If you want to know about it, ask her yourself on the message
also posted some Jane Trivia on the message
This time when
I arrived, as usual, the door was open, but I let myself in and got
attacked by one of the dogs. The little barkers are just so cute
that I hugged one so hard the little guy yelped! Food was already in
the works. I can still smell it. I don't even know what was in this concoction
of eggs but I was so hungry, I ate it up (and the plate too!) in record
time. Matzah anyone?
Another day of
painting; another day of dripping paint all over the carpeting...
But this time Alice was doing the corners and hard to reach places, so
most of the time I got away ruining the carpet because she couldn't see me
tattoo looks like a lizard, eh?! But it's a rose. Not
everyone knows about this tattoo, so don't go blabbing it all over
the planet! Hmmm, wonder if Alice has any more tattoos?!
painting, I wanted to take some NICE pics of Alice (see the new
ones with the pets!) so of course, Alice wanted to change out of her
painting garb. She wooshed off to her master bathroom as I helped
myself (hey! I got her one too!) to something to drink. Then two
seconds later she echoed for me to come in. I calmly (yeah RIGHT)
walked into her bedroom and sat on the mmmmm-comfy bed! Filled with
fluffy-stuff and pillows, I could have easily drowned in comfort! I
was so "oh-my-zon'ish" that I can't even remember what we were
talking about while she continued to get ready! (btw, Alice is so popular
(and with the T-Rex book in the works), that her phone rings more than
mine! - I know it's hard to believe...)
Check out Alice! Is she a drop-dead gorgeous look-a-like of
you know who?! You may notice that in a lot of pictures with
Ali-the-Bad, there are either animals or plants in the
background. Alice wants to turn her main room into a
tropical island! She's almost there, too!
pretend session at Glamour Shots, it was unfortunately time for me to
leave. Barefoot Alice walked me out to my car as the dogs romped
around outside. I got yet another amazing hug goodbye! This
one was so tight I could Alice's bones -- so it truly *was* a
bone-crushing hug! Another wonderful time! Thanks, Alice!
12, 2002 - Ilana
gets down and dirty with Alice!
How down to
Sirius is Alice Badler, aka AB? Very, if you take a look at the
pictures below! When I found out Alice was painting the house, I
figured it was the perfect opportunity for me to spend some time with the
baby Badler herself. Not to mention the fact that Alice said she
would cook dinner! :) I was correct in guessing that it would turn
into another fun adventure!
arrived, the door was already open, which gave me a nice, warm-welcoming
feeling (it was probably open because Leigh's friends were over.)
Chalupa and Basile (the dogs) slid down the hallway to see who I was while
at the same time, Alice's daughter, 13-yo Leigh, let me in. Alice
came in from the kitchen dressed in ripped cut-off jeans and a peachy-pink
T-shirt -- her painting attire! I have to hand it to Alice; I warned
her that I haven't painted a wall in something like six years but that
didn't seem to bother her. Maybe she changed her mind when I
accidentally spilled the paint all over her carpeting! Gack!!!
But she held it together very well. I definitely had to be more
careful. I was rolling away (white paint) and everything was going
quite well until I rolled over a spider climbing on the wall! I
freaked even though it was the tiniest thing! Alice, tough girl that
she is, took care of it for me. She picked the spider up with her
fingers and put it in another room. Of course, for a few minutes
after that, it felt like there were spiders crawling all over me, but of
course there weren't.
Kristy pretending to
be Alice's Blue-tongued Skink & Leigh. That's a cheese stick
in Leigh's hand but the real pressing question is: Why is there a
plant growing out of her head?! The girls are nicknamed
Skink and Stink <duck!>
See more of
Leigh's pics HERE.
were painting, Leigh and her friends were running all over the
house having lots of fun. Leigh stopped in a few times to
say hi and offered to paint. After one paint-stroke she was
done and back off to attend to her guests.
was covered from head-to-toe in paint. So when I laughed at
the paint on her, she tried to see where she was painted and in
turn, ended up painting her leg with the roller by accident!
"Oops!" she exclaimed, as she looked at me like she did
something wrong. I burst out laughing! It was SO CUTE.
finished the first coat of paint! This only meant one thing:
FOOD! I ran to the kitchen so fast, I forgot my Diet Coke.
Alice, being a mommy, brought the can of soda in for me. As Alice
was heating up the dinner (Tofu and veggies!), she showed me the latest
addition to the family -- a baby tortoise!
He was named Horton in a matter of minutes from when Alice got him, yet
the Skink still remains nameless. The skink grew double in size
since I first saw him, "Doesn't he look like a dinosaur?!"
Alice asked me, as she picked up Mr. NamelessSkink to continue getting him
used to being held.
dinner was still warming up, T-Rex the McCaw woke up from his
nap. Alice, still covered in paint (see the smudge on her
face?) gave T-Rex a big ol' sloppy kiss!
Alice has been
working non-stop on her children's T-Rex book that she mentioned on the message
board. She showed me the books (in rough format) and I must say,
I am truly impressed! Not only are the books clever, but they are
funny, too! And, there is a Jane Badler inside joke in the second
book. I think that is SO COOL! AB is going to give out updates
on how the books are coming along!
Mmmm mmm good! AB filled my bowl up and we ate in the front
room that everyone hangs out in. Argh, now I'm getting
hungry just thinking about it! The tofu dish was
delish! Alice sat on the couch to eat this time (as opposed
to the floor last time, see story below)
and I kept flipping between a chair and the floor. We talked
about how she had a cat and a dog growing up and how she's always
It was getting
late so I didn't want to overstay my welcome (even though secretly I
wanted to stay for another year or two!) Leigh was in her room so I
yelled out to her "Leaving!" and she bolted out to give me a
goodbye hug. Alice packed up some homemade vegetable soup for me!
(thanks, Al!!!) As I was walking toward the front door, I was dying
for a kiss goodbye from Alice, so I tilted my head back as I was still
walking and sure enough, Alice ran behind me and gave me the biggest
smooch on the cheek I've ever had! What a fantastic way to end a
May 29, 2002 -
See some of Alice's animals by clicking HERE.
Scroll down to see pic of Alice and her daughter, Leigh!
having Alice Badler's toad,
Tommy, pee in your hands: Hold bloated toad in your hand, pet toad, look
up and talk to Alice, feel cold liquid pouring into your hand, think you
"hurt" the toad because you see liquid coming out, realize toads
are cold-blooded so liquid *would* be cold, realize what happened.
This is what
happened to my friend, Lisa, who took the roadtrip with me to visit Alice
so I could take pictures of the animals to show you guys. When we
arrived at Alice's place, we were greeted by two
very happy dogs,
Chalupa "Chupie" the Chihuahua and Basil, Alice's 13 year old
daughter's dog. From the looks of things, it appeared that that
hangout in the house was the front room so we walked in there and I
plopped my bag/camera down on one of the comfy chairs. I didn't
realize there was a Parrot
(T-Rex) the size of the Empire State Building watching my every
move! That is, until he squawked so loud, he scared the crivits out
over to T-Rex to introduce us. As T-Rex gently stepped onto my arm,
I said "Wow, he's heavy!" and Alice told me that he only weighs
2-1/2 lbs but all the weight is at the front so it feels like more.
Lisa wanted in on the action so T-Rex gladly took Lisa's arm while they
both posed for pictures.
Now we were
getting hungry so we ordered Chinese and Italian food (some
combination!). While waiting for the food to arrive, Alice took us
on the tour of her animal kingdom. The "bird room" houses
four birds: T-Rex the McCaw, a beautiful Toucan,
and two smaller birds.
I tried to hold one of the smaller birds but he was playing
"chicken" and kept hopping away from me. The Toucan was
much smaller than I had expected a Toucan to be, but so very
beautiful! I was in such awe of this room, that I completely forgot
to take pictures of the Toucan and two other birds.
Next we went
to see the brand new blue-tongued
skink which you may
have seen Alice talk about on the Message
Board. This reptile looks very close to the scaley reptilians
we're used to in "V".
He had just arrived today so Alice was happy to show him off. He has
no name yet, but a possibility is Stinky
Skinky. At first Stinky Skinky was scared and was squirming about,
but when he got used to Lisa holding him, he allowed us to see his blue
tongue! Very cool!
Just when you
think there are no other animals to see, surprise! Alice led us into
the "snake room" where she pulled out two
long snakes, one
colorful and thin and the other thicker and mono-color. She handed
one to Lisa and showed us a trick with the colorful one -- Alice tied the
snake into a loose knot and the snake slithered out of it! Then the
snake decided to take a sidetrip down Alice's shirt. Alice switched
snakes with Lisa and I watched as the mono-colored snake wrapped itself
around Alice's neck. Alice was having a blast while Leigh, her
daughter, watched in horror. The "snake room" also houses
Tommy, the peeing Toad
Food arrived! Alice delightfully bought dinner for all of us, but
before we sat down to eat, Alice showed us Elvis, the Gecko
lizard! The picture
didn't come out too well, but I posted it anyway. This creature is
SO cool looking. It has sticky-feet so his feet wrap around you and
stick to you, yet when he moves, there's no sticky feeling left on your
hand. He just sat on my hand, minding his own business, thanking
Alice for letting him play.
more fun than a sandpit of crivits! Alice told us stories about her
and Jane, Leigh showed us pictures of her recent bat-mitzvah and we all
devoured the food. After dinner, I asked Alice if I could see
pictures of her as a kid so she found a barrel-full of photos and let me
take some of the pics to scan in to show you!
I must say, I
had the most enjoyable evening! Thank you Alice and Leigh!
Leigh (left) &
friend Kristy. Ham Tyler would love this shot!
Click HERE to see more pics of Leigh & friends!
Alice 2001 outside
Visitor HQ, waiting for Diana
May 8, 2002
some irony: Alice Badler, little sister to the Queen Lizard, Jane
Badler, loves reptiles!
incredibly sexy and outrageous woman is so much fun to be around!
You can imagine my delight when I got a message from Alice saying she's
blowing through Jersey and wants to see me. Like, hello! Who
could turn that down?!
Mission: Impossible, the secret meeting spot was at an ice cream
place. I started to panic when I was 30 seconds late since my "V"
timing is not one to be fooled around with, but luckily, Alice wasn't
there yet. Great time to take a breather!
beep! That's how I knew Alice was here! As she was parking I
walked up to her and when she got out of the vehicle, she gave me this huge bone-crushing
hug! So, out of respect, I crushed her back. :)
We both ended
up with Gelatis -- hers rootbeer, mine kiwi / strawberry. We walked around
the shopping center, minding our own business, but our excited, carefree
attitudes just reeled people in. One guy passed us, turned around
and with his best dirty-look face yelled, "Do you have to take up the
whole sidewalk?!" "Yes!" I replied. (mind you,
there was a ton of available sidewalk) "Why do people have to be so
mean?" Alice asked me.
As we were
coming back to our beginning point, we wanted to take pictures. We
both had our cameras but needed someone we could trust. Alice
spotted a postman and he agreed to take our pictures. The postman
couldn't figure out how to use Alice's camera, even though she said all he
had to do was look through the viewfinder and press the button. So I
gave him mine instead, and he couldn't figure out how to press the button
on mine either! So as all of this is going on, a bunch of drunks who
were hanging out in the shade somehow appeared in front of us. One
guy asked us for a kiss! (picture of the guy upon request, but neither of
us are in the picture). The rest of the drunks were asking for their
pictures to be taken, too. They sounded like the dancing monsters
from Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video. Alice and I both
looked at each other and ran!
We ended up
near a supermarket and as we were talking, one of the supermarket workers
came out for his break. He agreed to take a pic of us (see
above). Of course, he couldn't resist Alice's powerful enchanting
ways, so I took a picture of him with Alice (see below).
Being so close
to Mother's Day, we decided to go into the supermarket to buy Mother's Day
cards. So the lovely Enid Badler will be getting her card from Alice
on Sunday, and I'm sure a phone call from Jane and older sister Ellen!
I don't think
there will be any reptile-talk on Mother's Day, but Alice is a pet freak
and not only does she own exotic birds, but she also has snakes and
lizards! You go girl!
I had the most
amazing time! Thanks, Alice!
Alice Badler with supermarket